I’m a dark person. Soul wise, not skin color…
I want to call him and tell him; “HEY I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME SO LETS STOP PRETENDING WE’RE JUST FRIENDS. IT’S BEEN 5 YEARS NOW GOD DAMNIT AND YOU’RE THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY BUT IM SCARED I’LL LOSE YOU ON ACCIDENT IF YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.” but… I suck dinosaur dick instead.
one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
(Source: whendiplomacyfails)
I call him and we talk for hours sometimes. He’s the best friend ever.
I’m an addict for dramatics I confuse the two for love.
I’m a gay fag
FAVOURITE CHARACTERS
Mike Myers as The Cat In The Hat
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
(Source: pokemonsafari)
